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4 September 2010
Gum or just plain dumb? Pseudo celeb Paris was charged with cocaine possession following her arrest in Las Vegas. Pariste was confronted after being pulled over when police noticed “the strong odor of marijuana coming from the vehicle.” After opening her purse the cop noticed "cocaine in a clear baggy" which Pariste told police “She had not seen it but now thought it was gum,” Gum? Does she chew with her nostrils? You know what they say, "What happens in Vegas - is often confiscated by police and used as evidence" or something along those lines.

Jessica Simpson

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28 August 2010 Idiot Status -

Jessica from the block? Dim witted Jessica claims to have a "white girl booty" and would rather sit on her nipples, from what I can make out. Jessica told Closer magazine “I have a white girl booty. I don’t have a big butt. I’d rather have a happy medium and take some off my chest and put it towards my butt so I could balance out a bit.” Unless she's got some Hispanic heritage it's not called a booty, it's just called a fat ass. More: Jessica Simpson Gossip  |  Jessica Simpson Quotes

24 August 2010
In sad news today - Parisite continues to infest our world. A knife wielding intruder was caught by police while trying to break into pay-per-view Paris' house. Honestly, the Ninja standards of today just aren't up to scratch.

Paris Hilton

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21 August 2010 Idiot Status -

Hair today, gone tomorrow. Hairtech International Inc. is suing pseudo celeb Paris for $35 million because she was seen wearing another companies hair extensions in 2008 and missed a launch because she was in jail at the time. The company also claims Parisites partying has ruined their image and contradicts Hairtech’s marketing campaign. Let me get this straight, you gave porn star Paris your product believing somehow it would help your reputation? Did her claim to fame (aka - getting fucked on camera) not give any warning which direction the publicity would go? More: Paris Hilton Gossip  |  Paris Hilton Quotes

Britney Spears

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14 August 2010 Idiot Status -

Glee for Britney? In what can only be described as a rating bonanza, TV show Glee will feature an entire show focused on Brit Twit and her so called music with cameo appearances by Britney herself. However show boss Ryan Murphy went on to say "Britney, I think 100 per cent, is going to be on the episode. She is going to come and do a couple of scenes. We're handling Britney with sort of kid gloves." Now is the time for any Glee background dancers to make their claim to fame K-Fed style. All you need is low standards and a willingness to be covered in Frappuccino froth and dusted in Cheeto's dust. More: Britney Spears Gossip  |  Britney Spears Quotes

Justin Timberlake

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7 August 2010 Idiot Status -

Justin scared of his own shadow career. A former Mouseketeer since he was 12, Justin revealed that he is still uncomfortable with his career choices, everything from his singing to his acting. Justin told Scotland's Daily Record, "I think I'm equally insecure about both of them." Justin went on to talk about movie premiers saying "It's absolutely terrifying." He's better off retiring now and avoiding the curse of the Mouseketeer, need a mention Britney's career nosedive and subsequent investments in Frappachinos? More: Justin Timberlake Gossip  |  Justin Timberlake Quotes

Paris Hilton

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31 July 2010 Idiot Status -

Parasite ready to pop. The always delusional pay-per-view Paris has decided to release another collection of her muffled screams most likely for use in interrogating future terrorist's suspects caught in Iraq. Dim witted Paris somehow believes her music is similar to Kylie Minogue saying "I've been really inspired by her. I wanted my music to kind of emulate her." Pseudo celeb Paris went on to warn mankind saying "I've finished recording my record... The album's going to be out in a few months." Alright, everybody, mass suicide at my place in a few months, bring your own Kool-Aid mixture, we want to make this quick and pain free. More: Paris Hilton Gossip  |  Paris Hilton Quotes

Pamela Anderson

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24 July 2010 Idiot Status -

Sexist in the City. Animal lover Anderson was denied a permit by city officials on arrival in Montreal for an event to launch her new Peta advert. City officials claim the new advert, which shows a nearly naked Pam Anderson with butcher diagram marking "breast" & "rump" etc., is sexist. I think I'm going to join Peta purely for the advertising opportunities, what about "Don't eat meat, beat it." (both a reference to masturbation and Tommy Lee, clever, I know) or "Stick to carrots and cucumbers". More: Pamela Anderson Gossip  |  Pamela Anderson Quotes

19 July 2010
Pothead Paris caught with more weed. After her arrest in South Africa, and then unfortunate release, pseudo celeb Paris was caught with more weed at Corisca airport and arrested again. Once again the heir head was released as she was carrying less than a gram of marijuana in her handbag. Seriously - WTF?

Britney Spears

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17 July 2010 Idiot Status -

Lock up the boys for their own protection. In a recent interview Britney told Cosmopolitan magazine she wanted to lock up her boys until they turned 30. Brit Twit said "If my sons told me they wanted to be in the entertainment business, I'd lock them in their rooms until they turned 30." Britney went on to say "I've been spending a lot of time at home with my boys. They just started karate class, which is super cute!" She really needs to write that parenting book, it'll be a page turner of note. "What will she expose them to next? Keep reading..." Do you think the new found interest in self defence and Britney's stay at home approach is coincidental? More: Britney Spears Gossip  |  Britney Spears Quotes

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