she was SO BLONDE...

she got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up.

she went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker.

she thought Moby Dick was a venereal disease.

she thought that intercourse was a state highway.

she took an hour to cook Minute Rice.

she was called "Sanka" because she had no active ingredient in the bean.

she thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates.

she was told she was a silly puss, but insisted she didn't have a crazy cat.

she was so blonde that when I told her x-mas was around the corner she went looking for it.
( Submitted by 'sarah' )