2010 MONTHLY MORONS

January

 

Which one of these Blondes will admit to riding the "Tiger"?

Jessica
 
Jessica - 44%
Kate
 
Kate - 11%
Nicolette
 
Nicolette - 45%

 

February

 

Which one of these Blondes will enjoy Valentines day at a court appointed 100 yards from their loved one?

Courtney
 
Courtney - 0%
Britney
 
Britney - 25%
Eminem
 
Eminem - 75%

 

March

 

Which one of these blondes would you turn to for financial advice in these tough economic times?

Ivanka
 
Ivanka - 38%
Martha
 
Martha - 38%
Britney
 
Britney - 24%

 

April

 

Which one of these Blondes deserves the "bunny ears" for Easter?

Pamela
 
Pamela - 44%
Anna
 
Anna - 22%
Lady
 
Lady - 34%

 

May

 

Which one of these Blondes has the worst oral hygiene?

Courtney
 
Courtney - 20%
Britney
 
Britney - 40%
Jessica
 
Jessica - 40%

 

June

 

Which one of these Blondes will make it through the rest of the year publicity free?

Cameron
 
Cameron - 60%
Courtney
 
Courtney - 20%
Madonna
 
Madonna - 20%

 

July

 

Which one of these Blondes think buffalo's have wings?

Jessica
 
Jessica - 43%
Hilary
 
Hilary - 43%
Melissa
 
Melissa - 14%

 

August

 

Which one of these Blondes would wear nothing at all during the summertime if she could?

Kim
 
Kim - 7%
Pamela
 
Pamela - 67%
Lady
 
Lady - 26%

 

September

 

Which one of these blondes would you hangup on if they made a booty call?

Jessica
 
Jessica - 10%
Donatella
 
Donatella - 70%
Tara
 
Tara - 20%

 

October

 

Which one of these blondes thinks Halloween is all year round?

Kid
 
Kid - 0%
Lady
 
Lady - 88%
Madonna
 
Madonna - 12%

 

November

 

Which one of these blondes can't see their toes, let alone count them?

Dolly
 
Dolly - 20%
Pamela
 
Pamela - 80%
Scarlett
 
Scarlett - 0%

 

December

 

Which one of these blondes needs to be shipped off to Siberia this Christmas?

Paris
 
Paris - 71%
Britney
 
Britney - 0%
Jessica
 
Jessica - 29%