2002 MONTHLY MORONS

January

 

Which one of these Blondes New Years resolution is to get an IQ larger than their shoe size?

Britney
 
Britney - 39%
Anna
 
Anna - 20%
Pamela
 
Pamela - 41%

 

February

 

Which of these Blondes would you like as your Valentines this Feb 14?

Jenny
 
Jenny - 61%
Heather
 
Heather - 17%
Sarah
 
Sarah - 22%

 

March

 

Which of these Blondes do you think could tempt Usama Bin Laden out of Hiding?

Pamela
 
Pamela - 65%
Anna
 
Anna - 3%
Justin
 
Justin - 32%

 

April

 

Which of these Blondes do you think should be this years April Fool?

Christina
 
Christina - 6%
Britney
 
Britney - 56%
Anna
 
Anna - 38%

 

May

 

Which of these Blondes would you like to perform Root Canal surgery on?

Eminem
 
Eminem - 33%
Sarah
 
Sarah - 23%
Gwyneth
 
Gwyneth - 44%

 

June

 

Which of these Blondes would you admit to having an affair with?

Pamela
 
Pamela - 42%
Kirsten
 
Kirsten - 47%
Heather
 
Heather - 11%

 

July

 

Which one of these Blondes is least likely to get a Nobel Prize?

Melanie
 
Melanie - 21%
Lisa
 
Lisa - 36%
Anna
 
Anna - 43%

 

August

 

Which of these Blondes would you like to be stuck on a Desert Island with?

Heather
 
Heather - 33%
Charlize
 
Charlize - 15%
Pamela
 
Pamela - 52%

 

September

 

Which one of these Blondes should have a built in On/Off Button?

Eminem
 
Eminem - 38%
Britney
 
Britney - 50%
Christina
 
Christina - 12%

 

October

 

Which one of these Blondes would you like to see drunk and naked at Octoberfest?

Cameron
 
Cameron - 21%
Sharon
 
Sharon - 21%
Alicia
 
Alicia - 58%

 

November

 

Which one of these Blondes would you save first if a building was on fire?

Heather
 
Heather - 20%
Meg
 
Meg - 44%
Reese
 
Reese - 36%

 

December

 

Which one of these Blondes would you take home to meet your parents?

Cameron
 
Cameron - 28%
Lisa
 
Lisa - 45%
Sarah
 
Sarah - 27%