2003 MONTHLY MORONS

January

Which one of these Blondes will be this year's most annoying Blonde?

Anna - 21%

Christina - 64%

Justin - 15%

February

If there was one parachute left, which one of these Blondes deserves it the most?

Cameron - 45%

Heather - 15%

Meg - 40%

March

Which one of these Blondes is most likely to become a prostitute when their career fails?

Christina - 45%

Courtney - 18%

Britney - 37%

April

Which one of these Blondes would you pick up at a bar?

Cameron - 45%

Meg - 41%

Sharon - 14%

May

Which one of these Blondes should be used for scientific research?

Britney - 33%

Pamela - 61%

Christina - 6%

June

Which one of these Blondes would you NOT admit to having an affair with?

Justin - 50%

Farrah - 12%

Melanie - 38%

July

Which one of these Blondes would you like to get a sponge bath from?

Pamela - 55%

Eminem - 27%

Heather - 18%

August

If you had one bullet left, which one of these Blondes would you shoot?

Cameron - 11%

Britney - 39%

Justin - 50%

September

If Euthanasia was legal, which of these Blondes would you 'assist'?

Anna - 42%

Christina - 50%

Heather - 8%

October

Which one of these Blondes would you like to baby sit you?

Anna - 22%

Courtney - 4%

Kirsten - 74%

November

Which one of these Blondes would you like to see at a strip club?

Christina - 31%

Shakira - 33%

Pamela - 36%

December

Which one of these Blondes deserves a lump of coal for Christmas?

Justin - 25%

Courtney - 36%

Eminem - 39%