2005 MONTHLY MORONS

January

 

Which one of these Blondes do you want soothing your headache New Years day?

Pamela
 
Pamela - 14%
Cameron
 
Cameron - 50%
Jessica
 
Jessica - 36%

 

February

 

Which one of these Blonde's is your least ideal Valentine?

Tara
 
Tara - 32%
Alicia
 
Alicia - 42%
Jenny
 
Jenny - 26%

 

March

 

Which one of these Blondes would you like to spend the day at the beach with?

Heather
 
Heather - 21%
Kirsten
 
Kirsten - 46%
Charlize
 
Charlize - 33%

 

April

 

Which one of these Blondes would you like to tickle?

Jaime
 
Jaime - 9%
Hilary
 
Hilary - 59%
Gwen
 
Gwen - 32%

 

May

 

Which one of these Blondes is least likely to fight her way out of a wet paper bag?

Anna
 
Anna - 37%
Sarah
 
Sarah - 20%
Britney
 
Britney - 43%

 

June

 

Which one of these Blondes do you laugh at the most?

Christina
 
Christina - 31%
Eminem
 
Eminem - 34%
Tara
 
Tara - 35%

 

July

 

Which one of these Blondes needs more plastic surgery?

Farrah
 
Farrah - 28%
Deborah
 
Deborah - 69%
Sarah
 
Sarah - 3%

 

August

 

Which one of these blondes looks the most confused?

Anna
 
Anna - 43%
Emma
 
Emma - 41%
Tara
 
Tara - 16%

 

September

 

Which one of these Blondes has the best rack?

Jessica
 
Jessica - 29%
Pamela
 
Pamela - 37%
Drew
 
Drew - 34%

 

October

 

Which one of these Blondes would you marry?

Britney
 
Britney - 33%
Christina
 
Christina - 5%
Hilary
 
Hilary - 62%

 

November

 

Which Blonde has the most annoying voice?

Michelle
 
Michelle - 10%
Dolly
 
Dolly - 43%
Anna
 
Anna - 47%

 

December

 

Which one of these Blondes will be next years biggest HoHoHo?

Paris
 
Paris - 67%
Tara
 
Tara - 25%
Christina
 
Christina - 8%